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  • 08/19/04 - RAT MASTERS BRING HOME THE BACON - The Rat Masters capped an incredible run for the club for 2003-'04 with a 3:0 win over previously undefeated Atlas² in the CVSA Summer '04 Second Division Tournament Championship. Daniel Salomonsky scored two 2nd half goals, including a beautiful header to clinch the win over top-seeded Atlas² after Gilberto Béjarano opened the scoring with a blast from the top of the box to give the Rats a 1:0 lead at the break. The Rat Masters finished 11-1-1 and won the club's fourth CVSA Summer Second Division Championship in the last eight years; previously they were won as Sidewalk Café (1997) and FC Burrito (2000 & 2002). Special thanks to Coach Johhny X. Giavos, who sacrificed signifigant playing time down the stretch to keep the troops in line.

    The final tally can be found on the CVSA Summer '04 Playoff Brackets.



  • 08/16/04 - RAT MASTERS SUMMER VACATION - Lost in the limelight of the parent club's historic achievements is the tidy campaign of the Rat Masters of the CVSA Summer '04 Second Division. The Rat Masters finished the regular season at 8-1-1, good for 2nd place in the regular season standings. The first playoff game brought #7 seed Nemo's Affliction; after a sluggish first half and trailing 1:2 at the outset of the 2nd half, the boys came to life and secured a 4:2 victory. Tonight's semifinal matchup pitted the Rat Masters against #3 seed Richmond Blaze FC. The Blaze came out on fire going up 1:0 in short order. The Rats responded with three goals in a five-minute span to go up 3:1. Tomek Schniekowitenssprotectionossoski let his eastern European hormones get the best of him before the half, chest-butting a Blaze player and receiving a sendoff in return. Down a man the Rats actually flourished in the 2nd half, outscoring the Blaze on their way to a 4:1 win and a date with Atlas² in the championship game Wednesday night at Montrose, 6:30. This will be a rematch of the 2000 Second Division Championship where FC Burrito defeated Atlas 5:2 at Bryan Park.

    Check out the CVSA Summer '04 Playoff Brackets for all of the details.



  • 08/06/04 - MDCVSA STATE CHAMPIONS: The Fan Rats have completed the most impressive run in CVSA history with a 4:3 overtime win over archrival Lions FC in the championship of the 2003-'04 MDCVSA State Cup. The game was a see-saw battle that saw the Rats come back from a 0:1 deficit after only the 3rd minute, and then see 2:1 & 3:2 leads evaporate under heavy pressure from the Lions.

    Arguably the greatest season by any CVSA team in her 30-year history, the Rats are the first CVSA team to hold the State Championship, and the first CVSA team to represent the MDCVSA at the regional level in the USASA National Amateur Cup. The final tally was 31 wins and one defeat; among the hardware tallied:
    • Fall '03 CVSA Premier Division Championship
    • Spring '04 CVSA Premier Division Chamionship
    • 2003-'04 CVSA Cup Championship
    • 2003-'04 MDCVSA State Cup Championship
    • 2003-'04 USASA National Amateur Cup, State Championship


    Congratulations to all that made this possible, including some of our guests players on the National Cup run.

    For more information:

    http://www.mdcvsa.org/statecup.html

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