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04/25/05 -
CALAMARI IS SERVED!
Details to follow soon . . . .

  • 04/21/05 - A FERTILE APRIL - just like the sprouting greenery, the Rats have been spreading their own brand of pollen on some local foes:

    • The Fan Rats have completed a season sweep of their oldest and most bitter rivals, Lions FC, with a 3:2 win on April 10 and a 2:1 triumph last night at Dorey. For calendar '04-'05, the ledger against the roaring ones is as follows:
      • 6 wins, 1 loss.
      • 27 GF, 17 GA.
      • 1-0-0 in the CVSA Cup.
      • 2-0-0 in the MDCVSA State Cup.
      • 1-0-0 in MDCVSA State Cup Championship games.

      A CVSA Cup tilt awaits in May . . . . Meow!


    • Sidewalk Café is 2-0-1 for the month, highlighted by a 3:2 victory against - you guessed it - the roaring ones known as Lions United, coming back from a 0:2 defecit.


    • The Rat Masters have continued their winning ways, still undefeated with a big game against Edo's Squid this weekend.
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