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Fan Rats Score: 2-2 MVP: N/A Wank: N/A Quote: 'the ball is not out you f&*^ing idiot!' unnamed player to linesman 
Good game against a long time rival, we had plenty of chances to wrap it up, but the ball did not bounce our way. Thanks to the traveler who made it up for the game. See everyone this Sunday for the tough rematch. Pics from the game:  Pete signals offsides  Hustle in the corner  Santo with the pass  Maca waiting for the set piece Sidewalk Score: 5-2 MVP(s): Gili, for chipping two different keepers, Omar for putting the bulge in twice on the punk sweeper. Wank: Duke, for subing Brian after he racked his first sucessful meg o the season Quote: 'Brian, sub!.............uh, do you want a sub?' unnamed player Gentlemen, Nice win over a chippy side. Thanks to all who showed and held the fort down while the 'regulars' were vacationing. While septic is our final test, Forest FC is not a shabby side, lets not coast any the next couple of weeks. 3monkeys Score: 2-2 MVP: Evan, for playing on a bad peg Wank: Refs, they haven't officially gotten a wank this year yet, why not? Quote: 'Fieldler, you gotta get that' one of many drunken spectators Tough battle with a good side. A draw won't hurt as they have not had their bye week yet and already had one draw. Win out and the title is ours... Rat Masters Score: 2-1 MVP: Stanley, he probably isn't really the mvp, it is the old chaps that keep this team a float, but we'll give it to Sir Stanley, and Eric, the undefeated keeper stay's alive to battle another Sunday. Wank: Daniel, for having a smashing time in South Carolina and leaving us without a screaming blustery player/manager. Quote: 'it's gotta suck to lose like that...' unnamed player/manager referring to Stanley's golden goal in the last 30 seconds of regulation Nice win fellas, let's keep it rolling, there are a couple of tests left on the table for us yet. We have a bye on April 23rd and the following teams are available for a scrimmage....enKurio(2nd), Café Diem (3rd), K.G. Foxes (4th), Richmond United (5th) all have byes......let Finnie know of your desire to kick it on our off weekend. If no friendly, we could go to field "F" and use Finnie's goals and go 5 v 5 or 8 v 8 or whatever. Our next match is agains Edo's Squid, which is always a chippy game, lets get out and kick before then... |
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